No celebrity sexy teeth, sexy lips and sexy smile for Sarah Jessica Parker for a year

Any Sarah Jessica Parker fans reading this? Nehhhh.... the sexy celebrity in "Sex and The City". So sorry to disappoint you if you happen to idolize SJP. She's just been named Maxim's Unsexiest Woman of 2007. Can you imagine being stuck with such a title for a freaking year? Both her hubby and SJP is really pissed at Maxim, but what to do. Even though you think SJP has celebrity sexy teeth, sexy smile and sexy lips, people over at Maxim's doesnt agree with you.

Abuthen, hubby did say she has that tranny look about her, horse-faced and all. Coming from a man, he says that she needs those celebrity sexy teeth and celebrity sexy lips plumper more than i do. So, what does that mean? He's not going to buy me my celebrity sexy teeth and celebrity sexy lip plumper? I hope not, lol. Oh, he can always pay for my trip to the celebrity dentist for a teeth whitening treatment, right. But even without these items, i still have a set of sexy white teeth, sexy lips and a celebrity sexy smile.

Can you help me find my celebrity sexy teeth whitener please?

This is how messy my room is on weekends. All Gordon wants is toys toys toys and more toys. I cant seem to get him to keep them before digging the next one out. And Ratatouille is playing all day long. And dont even mention the word Mickey or Jerry. I'm getting sick of rats, trust me. In this mess, i cant find even my own stuffs. And even if i have the Celebrity sexy teeth whitener, it'll be buried somewhere inside this room. Just no idea where, lol. Nevermind if i cant find it. I'll just go get another one.

Dreaming of celebrity sexy teeth after watching 2008 Oscar

After watching the Oscars on TV, i found that all those actors and actresses have one thing in common. No, not those designer clothes nor expensive diamond jewelry or watches. It's those ultra white set of teeth that i can only dream of. Well, a blog buddy of mine told me i can always buy some celebrity sexy teeth whitener and whiten my teeth in the comfort of my own home. Seems that this celebrity sexy teeth whitening is one of the hottest beauty items. And whilst at it, i should also get hold of some celebrity sexy lip plumper too since i will be smiling all day long. If that will give me the dazzling smile that i've been dreaming of in years, then i wont need to spend a bomb at a celebrity dentist's.