Please..... dont chew your food with your mouth wide open for all to see..... DISGUSTING!!!
Day 35
I bet all of you have witnessed this before. I cant stand it. I cant stand seeing people walking around with gaping mouths. I cant stand seeing people seated with their stupid mouth wide open for all to see. Some even have their tongues at the front on display too. See, they are so damn lazy to even close their mouth. It gives them a stupid look, really it does.
The worst is I CANT STAND PEOPLE EATING WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPENED, CHEWING THEIR FOOD WITH NOISES SO DISGUSTING IT SOUNDS AS THOUGH A PIG'S EATING RIGHT BESIDE YOU. Couple that with some conversation and you can even see food spewing out of their mouths.
What kind of table manners is this? If my mom ever sees me eating like that, i'd get a tight slap across my face. I think she'll put my plate on the floor, take away all my utensils, and make me lap it up like a dog on all fours. If i ever hold a chopstick with my thumb sticking upright or with the index finger pointing at another person, that's it. Dead meat. If i make loud noises with the utensils, i'd have to use my hands the next time.
I've seen men doing that. Grown men too. I've seen children eating like that. But can you imagine a beautiful lady doing that in public. OH MY GAWD! What a horrible sight to behold. This lady was seated at the table right next to mine during lunch just now. So beautifully dressed and yet she eats like an animal. Mouth chewing her food with that nyiap, nyiap, nyiap, nyiap, jiap, jiap, jiap, jiap sound and her jaws moving up and down, left to right. All the food in full display for my utmost viewing pleasure. How disgusting.
Well, her husband is not complaining. I dont know. Maybe it's got to do with upbringing. Heck, it's got EVERYTHING to do with upbringing. Are you aware of that? Are you doing it yourself without knowing it? What would you do if you see someone you know eating like that? I've only told hubby once and he's aware of it ever since. His brothers and sisters still does it. I really dont give a horse's shit how they eat but when we happen to be eating at the same table, THAT BOTHERS ME. A LOT!!
I've pointed that out "nicely" to his sister during dinner at home once and she just retorted that her husband's not complaining. See, that's the kind of mentality she has. Cant be bothered with the way she eats..... nyiap, nyiap, nyiap, jiap, jiap, jiap, jiap. She even says that all the japs eat like that. Well, i just tell that she's not Jap. More like a pig. Ever been to a pig farm before? Ever seen the way they attack their food? Ever heard of the sound they make as they eat their food? That's exactly what you'd sound and look like if you eat with your mouth wide open. Well, her eating habit irks the shit out of me.
So, people. Go out and do a survey. See how many people can you spot eating like that. Isnt it disgusting? I dont think you'd ever want to be seen by others with a eating habit like that, right. So, dont do it.
* It's my first meal out after my bout of diarrhoea and sigh, this is what i see. How sad..... might as well stay home and eat. BLEH*
I bet all of you have witnessed this before. I cant stand it. I cant stand seeing people walking around with gaping mouths. I cant stand seeing people seated with their stupid mouth wide open for all to see. Some even have their tongues at the front on display too. See, they are so damn lazy to even close their mouth. It gives them a stupid look, really it does.
The worst is I CANT STAND PEOPLE EATING WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPENED, CHEWING THEIR FOOD WITH NOISES SO DISGUSTING IT SOUNDS AS THOUGH A PIG'S EATING RIGHT BESIDE YOU. Couple that with some conversation and you can even see food spewing out of their mouths.
What kind of table manners is this? If my mom ever sees me eating like that, i'd get a tight slap across my face. I think she'll put my plate on the floor, take away all my utensils, and make me lap it up like a dog on all fours. If i ever hold a chopstick with my thumb sticking upright or with the index finger pointing at another person, that's it. Dead meat. If i make loud noises with the utensils, i'd have to use my hands the next time.
I've seen men doing that. Grown men too. I've seen children eating like that. But can you imagine a beautiful lady doing that in public. OH MY GAWD! What a horrible sight to behold. This lady was seated at the table right next to mine during lunch just now. So beautifully dressed and yet she eats like an animal. Mouth chewing her food with that nyiap, nyiap, nyiap, nyiap, jiap, jiap, jiap, jiap sound and her jaws moving up and down, left to right. All the food in full display for my utmost viewing pleasure. How disgusting.
Well, her husband is not complaining. I dont know. Maybe it's got to do with upbringing. Heck, it's got EVERYTHING to do with upbringing. Are you aware of that? Are you doing it yourself without knowing it? What would you do if you see someone you know eating like that? I've only told hubby once and he's aware of it ever since. His brothers and sisters still does it. I really dont give a horse's shit how they eat but when we happen to be eating at the same table, THAT BOTHERS ME. A LOT!!
I've pointed that out "nicely" to his sister during dinner at home once and she just retorted that her husband's not complaining. See, that's the kind of mentality she has. Cant be bothered with the way she eats..... nyiap, nyiap, nyiap, jiap, jiap, jiap, jiap. She even says that all the japs eat like that. Well, i just tell that she's not Jap. More like a pig. Ever been to a pig farm before? Ever seen the way they attack their food? Ever heard of the sound they make as they eat their food? That's exactly what you'd sound and look like if you eat with your mouth wide open. Well, her eating habit irks the shit out of me.
So, people. Go out and do a survey. See how many people can you spot eating like that. Isnt it disgusting? I dont think you'd ever want to be seen by others with a eating habit like that, right. So, dont do it.
* It's my first meal out after my bout of diarrhoea and sigh, this is what i see. How sad..... might as well stay home and eat. BLEH*
11 comments:
Yah its super annoying. I know someone who does that (thank all things good and holy its not my family or close relative). Every time we eat together it'll send tingles up and down my spine. Up, down, up, down, up...
And its not tingles of pleasure.
Ya man. suffer...
LOL Maybe the lady is dieting or is doing facial exercise. I've read diet books actually telling ppl to eat like that. To chew the food up & down, left and right. THis is supposedly trick your body into believing u r eating alot....
Anymore, u should not feel embarass for them. It's their image at stake. I do agree with u in telling about their eating habit. Having said that, I've done my part in telling them their bad habit as a friend and will do the other half by accepting her/him as who they are. lol
What's wrong with dat ? Mouth no open big big how to eat ? It's like telling her not to open up her leg when "doing" la ! LOL !
helen - of course i accept them for who they are as long as i dont have to live with them
lin peh - u tok bout wrong mouth here lah...
Big mouth also mouth, small mouth also mouth. Both also can "cheong" wan ;-) LOL !
ali allah ditta - of cos u put food in with ur opened mouth. once in, close it whilst u chew, not open and shut with ugly noises.
Once I managed to get this sexy looking girl out on a date and at the candle lite dinner, Chomp chomp chomp, crush crush crush... Ewwwww! Biggest put off :(
mahagurusia - AAAH! AT last someone agrees with me here, and i tot i was being damn mean.
i know exactly how u feel...cannot stand it also... *sigh* this is the world we live in...
jeremy c - what to do, simple table manners also takde?
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