Could i be possessed by a sex-hungry ghost????
Day 34
I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick.....
I've been really sick since Thursday night. MIL took me to see another doctor for the second time as the first batch of medication didnt seem to rid me of whatever's ailing me. I pooed so much that i dont think i'll be needing any colema therapy for two whole months. I'm so darn skinny now, i'm sure everyone's gonna envy my new figure.
I've been writhing about in bed from cramps. Maybe i dont really need the doctor. Perhaps i should give Father Moore a call to perform an exorcism on me. I may be possessed by a sex-hungry ghost. Last night's been hell. Couldnt really sleep much.
I did not give Gordon his usual nightime milk as the doctor said that might bring on another bout of poo. So, Gordon woke up at around 6am and asked for it. Papa's up also, so, i asked him to go make him some. All of us went back to sleep right after that.
I gave Gordon some bread that MIL bought when we woke up at 10.30am. Papa bought me lunch of kai-si-hor-fun just now. Let's just hope it stays down. I have to take my medication after food. Gawd. I havent been sick for such a long time that i almost forgot what it felt like, choy, choy, choy. All i know is that it made me so fuzzy-brained that i really cant think straight.
I'll be taking a nap with Gordon soon after my medication. Sorry if i havent been to your blogs these two days. I may be down, but my pc's always on. So, can still answer IMs and comments. Just dont feel like sitting on this chair for long periods of time. Catch up with you guys later, ya.
I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick..... I hate being sick.....
I've been really sick since Thursday night. MIL took me to see another doctor for the second time as the first batch of medication didnt seem to rid me of whatever's ailing me. I pooed so much that i dont think i'll be needing any colema therapy for two whole months. I'm so darn skinny now, i'm sure everyone's gonna envy my new figure.
I've been writhing about in bed from cramps. Maybe i dont really need the doctor. Perhaps i should give Father Moore a call to perform an exorcism on me. I may be possessed by a sex-hungry ghost. Last night's been hell. Couldnt really sleep much.
I did not give Gordon his usual nightime milk as the doctor said that might bring on another bout of poo. So, Gordon woke up at around 6am and asked for it. Papa's up also, so, i asked him to go make him some. All of us went back to sleep right after that.
I gave Gordon some bread that MIL bought when we woke up at 10.30am. Papa bought me lunch of kai-si-hor-fun just now. Let's just hope it stays down. I have to take my medication after food. Gawd. I havent been sick for such a long time that i almost forgot what it felt like, choy, choy, choy. All i know is that it made me so fuzzy-brained that i really cant think straight.
I'll be taking a nap with Gordon soon after my medication. Sorry if i havent been to your blogs these two days. I may be down, but my pc's always on. So, can still answer IMs and comments. Just dont feel like sitting on this chair for long periods of time. Catch up with you guys later, ya.
24 comments:
Get well soon, Samm. You may have caught a stomach flu. That will make you poo a lot and feel really weak. Now that you are feeling a little better, do some acting la. Get the man to wait on you hand and foot lor. Get MIL to take care of Gordon. And what better timing. It's the weekend! Enjoy.
Gee, i was really working on that till his phone rang and he went out..... MIL's not around too, so, me eat-myself lerrr.
Get lots of rest, Samm. Then, you and hubby take trip somewhere (without Gordon) and then you can let the sex-hungry ghost posse both of you! LOL!
Don't think it's the sex-hungry ghost la. Cause Lin Peh (the real sex-hungry ghost a.k.a humsap kuai)didn't kacau you ma ;-) Get well soon !
Aiyor, yamkoong lor. If kena possessed by sex hungry ghost still shiok wan. Free service thim. And not sinful wor. LOL.
Get well soon!
get well soonnnnn
5xmom ~chanlilian: I think u as humsap as me la ! Lin Peh Like !
simmie - i'm thinking of a destination now
lin peh - if u come avisit, i wan cunnilingus
5xmom - if u are the ghost, then i get 5x the fun, right. ok, come possess me now.
wingz - tenkiu
KNN...what's cunnilingus ? can tell a bit ah ? U no Lin Peh Engrish no good also don't jatuh Lin Peh muka like dat la !
i give you this url, sure can tell you wan, k. These ppl very good at explanation, one. www.dictionary.com
What la u ! Making me more confuse because here are what I checked and the results:
cunnilingus: Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.
clitoris: A small elongated erectile organ at the anterior part of the vulva, homologous with the penis.
vulva: The external genital organs of the female, including the labia majora, labia minora, clitoris, and vestibule of the vagina.
labia: Any of four folds of tissue of the female external genitalia.
So....it keep going and going and I still confuse. So I asked my Engrish ed friend, Alex. He told me....KNN leh....cunnilingus means lick the chi-bye la !
Aiyo....u want me lick you chi-bye u say so la...I am more than happy to do. No need confuse me with all the high class Engrish.
So....really wan ah ?
lin peh - u must thank me, i teach u new word today.
Thank you samm...thank you samm...thank you samm...thank you samm...thank you samm...
You got give "tiu sien" wan ah ? Better still, give practical. By the way, I am still waiting your confirmation for your "invitation" to perform cunnilingus. Sure or not wan ? don't make me stim stim only.
whilst waiting for u to go check out dictionary, me kau-tim ordi, tenkiu, neway. now go practise ur new word on ur girlfriends
Sendiri kaotim ? wah sai eh ! So desparate meh ? Me so fucked up, where to find galfriend ? Who want wor ? U got anyone for me ?
Hope you are already better by the time u see this..:-) Probably it's the weather, I see many ppl falling sick. Just take it easy.
reading your post reminds me of how sick i was 2 weeks ago. not funny, real horrible.
too much poo-ing can really drain you. take more rest and get well quick...
Get well soon...
samm, some lomantik island getaway sounds nice.....maybe somewhere with a spa....let people fook si you for once :)
Hmm... at first I thought of wishing Samm a fast get well thingo, then she just had to add the SEX stuff. Now, it makes me wonder if she enjoying being sick? lol (phweet!)
lets just say i had a great slimming session sans colema therapy, heheh.
mahagurusia: yah....she's probably so sick that all she has to do is lie and get 'serviced'..hahaahahha
simmie - eh, i deserve it wat, rite.
HAHAHHAHAHHHAH
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