T'was what happened at 3am
Today's one-liner story on Parenting & Childcare:
Malcolm woke up in the middle of the night, saw me working at my desk, jumped off the bed, requested for water which he insisted on drinking from the cup with a soup spoon, which i gladly poured him some, and he happily sat down spooning it into his mouth, pouring half of it over himself, and told me, "change....", and the mader told him to take the pullover off, and he went and took everything off, shirt, pants, nappy, and wanted to pom-pom at 3am which i told him we dont pom-pom at 3am cos it's cold and it's gaogao time and Kor-kor also sleeping and mama also want to sleep and i pulled his shirt back on and he pulled it off, and on and off and on and off and the battle began and the screaming, the yelling, the whacking, the whining, the crying, the tears, the outburst, writhing on the floor, banging the door, prancing around the bedroom, throw toys, until i sibeh farking siennnzzzzzzzz and shove him out of the room amidst half tears half smiles and placed him in the bathtub with the shower on highest setting until can cook his backside that he doesnt want to sit in there and decided he's had enough of it and came back into the room and let me put his clothes on grinning sheepishly and went back to bed at 4am.
End of story.....
Malcolm woke up in the middle of the night, saw me working at my desk, jumped off the bed, requested for water which he insisted on drinking from the cup with a soup spoon, which i gladly poured him some, and he happily sat down spooning it into his mouth, pouring half of it over himself, and told me, "change....", and the mader told him to take the pullover off, and he went and took everything off, shirt, pants, nappy, and wanted to pom-pom at 3am which i told him we dont pom-pom at 3am cos it's cold and it's gaogao time and Kor-kor also sleeping and mama also want to sleep and i pulled his shirt back on and he pulled it off, and on and off and on and off and the battle began and the screaming, the yelling, the whacking, the whining, the crying, the tears, the outburst, writhing on the floor, banging the door, prancing around the bedroom, throw toys, until i sibeh farking siennnzzzzzzzz and shove him out of the room amidst half tears half smiles and placed him in the bathtub with the shower on highest setting until can cook his backside that he doesnt want to sit in there and decided he's had enough of it and came back into the room and let me put his clothes on grinning sheepishly and went back to bed at 4am.
End of story.....
3 comments:
alamak.. i heard of midnite feast or awaken at wee hours to berak only.. not wake up to bath.. 3am is the best time to sleep..
oh btw, what is the madar doing up so late? *wink*
LOL...smart move...super hot water...i shall remember that if ever mine would wanna bath in the wee hour.
hahahahahaha bath at 3 am! mine only wake up at 3 am and asked me for his train and sometimes dunno where the heck the train went and that's it la. the crying the shouting in the middle of the night.
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