How many times my kid wants to shit in a day?

I've washed Gordon's butt three times since this morning. And Malcolm's, once. I have not rested and my hubby says i rant too much today. Niamah, wtf. You would too if you were in my shoes. Didnt we made a pact last night that he'll take care of Malcolm and i'll blog quickly uniterrupted for once. No, that didnt turn out as agreed. He sat in his toilet for dunno how long, I was walking in out in out in out in out in out in out bedroom kitchen bathroom bedroom kitchen bathroom bedroom kitchen bathroom dunno how many farking times jorr and i'm farking tired, k.