Friday, November 10, 2006

Here... Doggy, doggy, doggy.... com 'ere, boy.... GOOD BOY

As if my life ain't chaotic enough, me, itchy backside went and bought a new dog recently. It's a brown and white colored, downright irresistible Jack Russell Terrier. You people may think that i'm siao already, hoh. Eat-full-nothing-to-do. With two kids to care for also not busy enough meh. One dunggu Golden Retriever outside still not enough. Turtle in the tank already still want more. 4 blardy IBS' to plot against sommore.....

Aitelyu, i'm in the midst of teaching my new dog tricks now. Knows how to "SIT", "TURN", "LIE DOWN" and "GIVE PAW". Frankingly speaking, taking care of my new dog is much easier than anything else. Taking him for walks, to the beach, swimming.... so much fun. And cleaning him is a breeze too. What pottytoilet-training??

All my new dog needs is lots of affection, food, water and lots of gai-gai. Wow... see.... with a new dog, i make an attempt to go gai-gai *rolls eyes*. You say i pin-sum or not? For those who have too much time on their hands, i suggest you go get one of your own. Guaranteed wont get on your nerves.

Only for those seriously Sik-Pau-Mou-Yeh-Jous out there like me. What are you waiting for? Go get yours today... WROOOFFFFFF!!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

WAAAAA!!! I love Jack Russell Terriers!!! used to be the Beagle, now it's JR!! got pictures? show show! soon your dog would be having his own blog too... just wait 'n see... *grin*

L B said...

Now THAT's what I call ITCY backside! But the real ITCY BACKSIDE is when you get the Real Doll™..

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, cool, a dog that lives in a HP.

Anonymous said...

you got your hands full!!!!LOL!

Samm said...

may - that will have to wait till my dog proves his worthiness, lolz

lb - Eh, HELLO. When i get my Real Doll, it's gonna be more than itchy backside liao, hahahah

tigerporc - u downloaded urs yet?

simmie - yup, yup, yup arf!! arf!!!

King's wife said...

For a moment I thought you really sot jor! No wonder no toilet training needed. Hope he loves his new home.

Anonymous said...

hahah this dog easier to take care than the real ones

Samm said...

king's wife - me, taking care of my 2 boys, already sot-sot-tay adi....

sasha - yes woh, got urs yet?

Cocka Doodle said...

This dog will hump your legs anot?

Samm said...

cocka - unfortunately, no