It's true!!! Money really do fall from the sky even while you sleep....

I truly understand the eagerness and over-zealousness people display when they find that products they consume or use are effective and produce satisfactory results. Especially when it comes to products pertaining to weight-loss. They will diligently consume them, religiously use them.... all in the name of vanity.

Why wouldnt they be, hoh. They spend the better half of their time awake eating and eating and eating that you're beginning to that their middle name's "food". And you'll definitely find items like cheese cake, fatty fried fast-food and all sorts of crap on their favourite list.

I sell a lot of weight-loss supplements and products. All periodically tested and approved by our Gahmen and carries MAL registration numbers. Non-chemical and all-natural herb supplements. One of the best selling and affordable weight-loss supplement in the market by far.

So, it's no wonder why i'm so busy these days. People buy them before CNY in order to fit into their "smaller-by-2-sizes" dresses and pants. And now, as they've gone up by more than 2 sizes since they ate so much crap during CNY, business cant be better. So, i'm not complaining when people call up saying they'll drop by to pick up their orders from my house almost everyday.

Isnt it blissful when money practically drops down on you even when you are still sleeping in bed? Would you think you are still in dreamland? And dreams do come true, you know...... so real that it makes up jump out of your skin from the bed sometimes.

I opened my eyes this morning and found IBS standing right beside my bed staring down at my half-naked sleeping-beauty form at exactly 9.45am, DNMCH. Now, who on earth would creep into someone else's room without knocking first. My room door isnt locked coz i have to go to the toilet like every two hours for a pee and i dont like fumbling with the latch in a sleepy state. Moreover, i'm sleeping in my house..... MY HOUSE.....MY ROOM!!!!!

MIL, sitting like a Queen in the living hall didnt even to stop her from doing that, TIUUUUUU!!! WTF!!! It's 9.45am for god sake, not 9.45pm, k. I went to bed at 3.45am today. And by now, everyone knows i dont get out of bed until after 11am, KNNCCB. We're not exactly morning people. Well, not many people agree to my kind of lifestyle. But who cares!!! It's MY life!!!

I dont know whether to scream at her or not. I dont want to wake Gordon up yet then. The moment she saw my eyes open, she demanded that i immediately go get her supplements for her. All the time whining and complaining that she cant get through to my hubby's phone at all. I told her to take a good look at the fucking clock and see properly what the time is.

Like hubby's gonna answer the phone at that hour, especially when he's like about 200km away from Ipoh at this very moment. (Went down to KL again on Thursday. Should have followed him there. Then i would have been able to join King's Wife for another bloggers meet, sobbbbb....) Why cant she have called me first to check whether there's sufficient stock on hand for her or not.?

Apparently, there's none left as hubby wont be back till late tonight. And the rest are packed and billed for other customers coming to collect later in the afternoon which i prepared the night before. Even my customers know what time they should call and come by my house. And if they want to collect in the morning, they will definitely call me up first the day before. But, stupid brainless relative dont. They think i stay at home for their convenience sake. Can i blame that on upbringing, or should i just keep my mouth shut, niamah!!!

Sometimes, if you happen to be out, she'll just go through your inventory and help herself to those you've pre-packed for other customers without telling you. She'll still do that even after you've flakked her before regarding this. She'll pay you, of course. But i have to come up with some last-minute smart-assed excuse when my customers come by to collect and you find that their stuffs are missing an item or two and you're not aware of it at all. You say irritating or not?

Come to think of it ah, I'd better not be complaining so much also. I pray to GOD, and I PRAY HARD everyday..... "that IBS will keep the weight off after this, eat more, put on even more weight than before, and keep buying more from me. She's tried all kinds of weight-loss products before and this is the only one that can help her and God, keep it this way FOREVER."

At least i stuck to my terms this morning. No $$$$ = no stock. Cash BEFORE Delivery. Someone's gotta pay for my lack of sleep. Not bad lah, hoh, for a morning's work. Grudgingly, she wrote me this..... a cheque for a month's supply of herbal weight-loss supplements, a fat-burning machine and a set of far-infra-red treated undergarments.

Enough to buy me Tiramisu, cheese cake, Haagen Daz and everything sinful for an entire year....

As for my stressful morning, i'd better go spend the evening destressing and indulging in the most sinful Tiramisu that money can buy. How i just love being "Disgustingly THIN". Some people just have the provision for life's lil pleasure like this, hoh. Anyone care to join me???? I'm sooooooo lonely ........