Sister-In-Laws are there to fuck up your life, all KNNCCBs....
You see, my MIL doesnt like to ask me to do anything around the house. Not that i mind nor care. She prefers to get her daughters over to help her with it. Isnt that great news? Isnt life here sheer bliss?
I woke up early today at 9.30am. Why so early, hoh? It's because the stupid air-cond's remote control went dead last night out of a sudden and somehow, all the settings went haywire. So, eventhough the switch was fixed yesterday, i had to turn it off again last night, knn. I cant really sleep with a stuffy nose also lah, and the humidity sucks big time.
So, i logged online to resume my work. My SIL was over to do some household chores and saw me at the computer. Well, the door's right on my left and anyone passing by my room can definitely see me sitting at the table all day long. So, she purposely said LOUDLY: "Aiya, next time, petty things can ask Ah XXX to do mah. No need to ask me come over one"
"Eh, Hello!! FUCK YOU!! If you dont want to do it, then go tell your mom. Dont have to resort to this kind of cheapo tactics lah, for god sake. Wont work on me. I definitely have NO intention of sucking up to your mom like you do. See you at it also i vomit already. If you can get your mom to send your kids here and there, go look after your house when you're not there, blah, blah, blah..... then this is the price you've to pay lah. Come and do whatever she wants you to when summoned.
Jealous ah? Cannot help yourself when you see me seated here so comfortably in my chair leh. And not lifting a finger to do anything around the house. So? Let's just call that life. Mine vs Yours, CB. Like fark you know what i'm doing at the computer. You think i'm playing games here like your kids do ah. Let's not just forget that we still have unfinished matters, you thick-faced CB. And if things dont get settled by this coming CNY's eve, someone's definitely getting flak from me on the first day of CNY. You know who very well. It's been long enough and i've been VERY patient. So patient that i ought to get an Oscar Best Actress award for that."
And also, last night, another well-meaning SIL brought durians over to godek (suck up to) the mother. They just love doing it before CNY. Why ah? Expecting bigger angpows for their kids ah. She opened them in the kitchen and left those shells in an opened plastic bag. Farking hell, the smell was in my room the whole night long, DNMCB. Can you imagine my agony.
The blardy smell even woke my hubby up from his nap and he complained like fark. I told him why not walk out to the living hall and give his sis a piece of his mind instead of whining about it in the room. The stench is already making me vomit blood, i dont want to hear his whinings too. That'll really drive me up the wall.
He wanted me to light up the Lampe Berger to get rid of the smell. Sorry lah, it WILL NOT work in an open environment..... room no air-cond lah. Men can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. Whine, whine, whine all the time instead of finding a solution to problems. Go get a new remote control, k.
See, what a wonderful start to another glorious day for me. For someone who sits at the computer and take care of Gordon all day long also have so much domestic problems..... Why they so like that ah?????
I woke up early today at 9.30am. Why so early, hoh? It's because the stupid air-cond's remote control went dead last night out of a sudden and somehow, all the settings went haywire. So, eventhough the switch was fixed yesterday, i had to turn it off again last night, knn. I cant really sleep with a stuffy nose also lah, and the humidity sucks big time.
So, i logged online to resume my work. My SIL was over to do some household chores and saw me at the computer. Well, the door's right on my left and anyone passing by my room can definitely see me sitting at the table all day long. So, she purposely said LOUDLY: "Aiya, next time, petty things can ask Ah XXX to do mah. No need to ask me come over one"
"Eh, Hello!! FUCK YOU!! If you dont want to do it, then go tell your mom. Dont have to resort to this kind of cheapo tactics lah, for god sake. Wont work on me. I definitely have NO intention of sucking up to your mom like you do. See you at it also i vomit already. If you can get your mom to send your kids here and there, go look after your house when you're not there, blah, blah, blah..... then this is the price you've to pay lah. Come and do whatever she wants you to when summoned.
Jealous ah? Cannot help yourself when you see me seated here so comfortably in my chair leh. And not lifting a finger to do anything around the house. So? Let's just call that life. Mine vs Yours, CB. Like fark you know what i'm doing at the computer. You think i'm playing games here like your kids do ah. Let's not just forget that we still have unfinished matters, you thick-faced CB. And if things dont get settled by this coming CNY's eve, someone's definitely getting flak from me on the first day of CNY. You know who very well. It's been long enough and i've been VERY patient. So patient that i ought to get an Oscar Best Actress award for that."
And also, last night, another well-meaning SIL brought durians over to godek (suck up to) the mother. They just love doing it before CNY. Why ah? Expecting bigger angpows for their kids ah. She opened them in the kitchen and left those shells in an opened plastic bag. Farking hell, the smell was in my room the whole night long, DNMCB. Can you imagine my agony.
The blardy smell even woke my hubby up from his nap and he complained like fark. I told him why not walk out to the living hall and give his sis a piece of his mind instead of whining about it in the room. The stench is already making me vomit blood, i dont want to hear his whinings too. That'll really drive me up the wall.
He wanted me to light up the Lampe Berger to get rid of the smell. Sorry lah, it WILL NOT work in an open environment..... room no air-cond lah. Men can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. Whine, whine, whine all the time instead of finding a solution to problems. Go get a new remote control, k.
See, what a wonderful start to another glorious day for me. For someone who sits at the computer and take care of Gordon all day long also have so much domestic problems..... Why they so like that ah?????
16 comments:
Ugh, in laws. Something I dread facing someday. Hang in there, girl, it's the only way to wear them out. :)
I really cant be bothered with them. In fact, i enjoy it very much when they are summoned over to do chores which i'm supposed to do in the first place.
well at least you dont have to live with one. who is like...IN YOUR FACE every day!!!! sigh....
Ouh, you use Lampe Berger too, huh? Maybe you could try light it up and place it in the kitchen (where the smell comes from) the next time (oops, there won't be a NEXT time, will it?) :)
fashionasia - i dont think they can stand me for long if they have to live with ME. I'll ensure that.
pelf - u2? no point lah, waste oil only. i'll wait till my bro brings the remote control over first, then only i'll use.
WAA, you damn fierce!! Sitting here in Italy, I also got frightened!..
you have my sympathies, Samm. 10 out of 10 of my friends have problems with in-laws. MIL and SIL always pakat together one. You'll never win. The only solution to minimise all these is not live together with either.
I am thankful that I get on so well with my sis-in-laws. MIL has passed on.
In the heat of the moment, you really feel like killing them, cos the fire is covering your eyes.
Sabar lah, ok? No good for baby. And we are always here for you. :)
i pity your husband. sandwiched in the middle.
lb - dun worry lerr, i wont flak you wan. you so far away...
king's wife - i ignore them most of the time. if they dont know what respect means, then they will have to take what's dished out at them. that's why i keep my bedroom's door closed most of the time; to shut them out.
ah pek - dun worry, he knows better than to get involved in domestic tiffs.
.. you got suckered into buying a Lampe Berger and thereby subsidized the continued moron-nation of people everywhere that they will "strike it rich and retire early while helping others through a *revolutionary* product that is a little jar with RM150 scent that costs RM3 to produce "?
Evil.
err.. most ppl have in laws problem.. for me, since I don't stay with them, the most I need to is see them once a week..so just try to get along loh. My problem is MIL yacks too much, comments on anything or everything I do.
Gets on my nerves.
King's wife is really lucky, because WE ARE HER IN-LAWS AND WE ARE SUCH NICE PEOPLE.
In-laws are really pain in the ass.... especially the sisters!! Very seldom SIL are nice ppl.... of course Zara's mama the exception.... lol
I do not know the reason, but, why is your mil staying with you??
Men...they are not good at confrontation...especially with their sisters. I do feel for you. Lucky knowing you, you're definitely not one who take things lying down. SO, I know SIL and MIL cannot bully Sam one!! LOL
BTW, things are easier to swallow when the SILs do not look as hot as you... ** evil laugh **
Wah! I can feel the heat from my puter screen leh!
aw - lets just say i have the dough...... *evil too*
zara's mama - yup, it's not that difficult being nice at all. they just understand what karma is. fro someone who hardly talks at home, they also want to attack. "Lou fu mm fat foh tong peng mau".
helen - we've been living here with them since we moved back from kl a couple of yrs ago. with gordon and the pregnancy now, best to wait another 2 yrs b4 we buy our house and move out. i'm immune to their attacks most of the time. but then again, my retaliations can be damn vicious.
cocka - *just splashed water over your screen* better now??
Hee hee... now I'm wondering if your SIL blogs about how she was totured by you....lol
helen - i wouldnt be able to understand all her blogging in chinese lah if she does it. i dont care either.
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