Sister-In-Laws are there to fuck up your life, all KNNCCBs....

You see, my MIL doesnt like to ask me to do anything around the house. Not that i mind nor care. She prefers to get her daughters over to help her with it. Isnt that great news? Isnt life here sheer bliss?

I woke up early today at 9.30am. Why so early, hoh? It's because the stupid air-cond's remote control went dead last night out of a sudden and somehow, all the settings went haywire. So, eventhough the switch was fixed yesterday, i had to turn it off again last night, knn. I cant really sleep with a stuffy nose also lah, and the humidity sucks big time.

So, i logged online to resume my work. My SIL was over to do some household chores and saw me at the computer. Well, the door's right on my left and anyone passing by my room can definitely see me sitting at the table all day long. So, she purposely said LOUDLY: "Aiya, next time, petty things can ask Ah XXX to do mah. No need to ask me come over one"

"Eh, Hello!! FUCK YOU!! If you dont want to do it, then go tell your mom. Dont have to resort to this kind of cheapo tactics lah, for god sake. Wont work on me. I definitely have NO intention of sucking up to your mom like you do. See you at it also i vomit already. If you can get your mom to send your kids here and there, go look after your house when you're not there, blah, blah, blah..... then this is the price you've to pay lah. Come and do whatever she wants you to when summoned.

Jealous ah? Cannot help yourself when you see me seated here so comfortably in my chair leh. And not lifting a finger to do anything around the house. So? Let's just call that life. Mine vs Yours, CB. Like fark you know what i'm doing at the computer. You think i'm playing games here like your kids do ah. Let's not just forget that we still have unfinished matters, you thick-faced CB. And if things dont get settled by this coming CNY's eve, someone's definitely getting flak from me on the first day of CNY. You know who very well. It's been long enough and i've been VERY patient. So patient that i ought to get an Oscar Best Actress award for that."

And also, last night, another well-meaning SIL brought durians over to godek (suck up to) the mother. They just love doing it before CNY. Why ah? Expecting bigger angpows for their kids ah. She opened them in the kitchen and left those shells in an opened plastic bag. Farking hell, the smell was in my room the whole night long, DNMCB. Can you imagine my agony.

The blardy smell even woke my hubby up from his nap and he complained like fark. I told him why not walk out to the living hall and give his sis a piece of his mind instead of whining about it in the room. The stench is already making me vomit blood, i dont want to hear his whinings too. That'll really drive me up the wall.

He wanted me to light up the Lampe Berger to get rid of the smell. Sorry lah, it WILL NOT work in an open environment..... room no air-cond lah. Men can be such a pain in the ass sometimes. Whine, whine, whine all the time instead of finding a solution to problems. Go get a new remote control, k.

See, what a wonderful start to another glorious day for me. For someone who sits at the computer and take care of Gordon all day long also have so much domestic problems..... Why they so like that ah?????