Please tell me what's wrong with me lately?
Back home at last. I endured 1 1/2hrs of chinese wedding dinner just now. Just in time to see hear Daniel singing his victory song on stage upon reaching home.
I dont know why, but luck is not on my side lately.
First, though we arrived quite early, there were no more indoor parking space and we had to park at the back of the hotel which is quite a long walking distance away from the main lobby. The road leading to the hotel were stony and rather damp, long grass and all. On the way to the basement elevator, my shoe strap broke, knnmcb. Of all days, it chose today to give up on me!!
Heels with broken strap
Hubby launched into one of his lectures and i told him if its an argument oppportunity he's seeking for, i'd be more than glad to provide it on the spot. That shut him up pronto. Couldnt go home and change also coz by the time we get back to the hotel, dinner will be over.
Well, no one would notice i had on one broken shoe anyway. I just had to pray that my bladder wont burst for not going to the toilet should the need arise. So, i limped all the way to the chinese restaurant only to be told that there's no wedding dinner whatsoever held there for the night.
WTF is this. Some kinda joke?? So, called the host and was told that it's over at another branch bout 3 minutes away from my house, MF!! And we drove all the way here.
No choice. Took the opportunity to change shoes on the way over. A girl cant wear heels once in a while without screwing up. This time, wore my Nike instead, since i'm wearing jeans. Well, i only wear jeans. Goes with everything that i have.
Arrived at the dinner 1/2 hour late and missed hubby's favourite dish; the first course of mixed crap. Sharksfin soup was being served when we arrived.... eeew. The only consolation was we were seated right at the end of the long hall, near theentrance exit entrance exit wateva.
Why? Because some karaoke was going on right at the front; typical of chinese wedding dinner, and that's where all the speakers were located. Thank god, kiss the ground..... muakkks. Somehow, Daniel, our Malaysian Idol winner for the night, sounded perfect suddenly compared to the hooha going on at the front.
All chinese wedding dinners are the same old story, meat, meat, meat, and more meat. Ultra MSG affair. At least there's fish in between for Gordon. As expected, he wanted to run around the place. So, i whipped out the nappy cloth andtied secured him to the chair. At least Gordon's well behaved throughout dinner. No complains or whinings from him at all. And he ate whatever i gave him.
Gordon playing by himself
Sanity belt close up
Tomorrow, the first thing i'll do is throw away every single pair of my old shoes, broken and non. Then i'll go and buy all new ones. It's the best valid excuse to date. Eh, shoe hunting is not a happy event for me ok. I can hardly find shoes in my size except at Vincci. Who ask me to have suchsmall dainty feet in the first place..... size 3 woh. I'll have better luck at the children's department... kekekeke.
Lesson here for all, leave spare shoes in the car despite hubby's complains. Dunno why he complains?? Maybe he doesnt want his girlfriends to see them, huh??
I just hope all these bad luck that's been plaguing will stop. I've had enough of them already. Hope tomorrow will be a better day for me.
I dont know why, but luck is not on my side lately.
First, though we arrived quite early, there were no more indoor parking space and we had to park at the back of the hotel which is quite a long walking distance away from the main lobby. The road leading to the hotel were stony and rather damp, long grass and all. On the way to the basement elevator, my shoe strap broke, knnmcb. Of all days, it chose today to give up on me!!
Heels with broken strap
Hubby launched into one of his lectures and i told him if its an argument oppportunity he's seeking for, i'd be more than glad to provide it on the spot. That shut him up pronto. Couldnt go home and change also coz by the time we get back to the hotel, dinner will be over.
Well, no one would notice i had on one broken shoe anyway. I just had to pray that my bladder wont burst for not going to the toilet should the need arise. So, i limped all the way to the chinese restaurant only to be told that there's no wedding dinner whatsoever held there for the night.
WTF is this. Some kinda joke?? So, called the host and was told that it's over at another branch bout 3 minutes away from my house, MF!! And we drove all the way here.
No choice. Took the opportunity to change shoes on the way over. A girl cant wear heels once in a while without screwing up. This time, wore my Nike instead, since i'm wearing jeans. Well, i only wear jeans. Goes with everything that i have.
Arrived at the dinner 1/2 hour late and missed hubby's favourite dish; the first course of mixed crap. Sharksfin soup was being served when we arrived.... eeew. The only consolation was we were seated right at the end of the long hall, near the
Why? Because some karaoke was going on right at the front; typical of chinese wedding dinner, and that's where all the speakers were located. Thank god, kiss the ground..... muakkks. Somehow, Daniel, our Malaysian Idol winner for the night, sounded perfect suddenly compared to the hooha going on at the front.
All chinese wedding dinners are the same old story, meat, meat, meat, and more meat. Ultra MSG affair. At least there's fish in between for Gordon. As expected, he wanted to run around the place. So, i whipped out the nappy cloth and
Gordon playing by himself
Sanity belt close up
Tomorrow, the first thing i'll do is throw away every single pair of my old shoes, broken and non. Then i'll go and buy all new ones. It's the best valid excuse to date. Eh, shoe hunting is not a happy event for me ok. I can hardly find shoes in my size except at Vincci. Who ask me to have such
Lesson here for all, leave spare shoes in the car despite hubby's complains. Dunno why he complains?? Maybe he doesnt want his girlfriends to see them, huh??
I just hope all these bad luck that's been plaguing will stop. I've had enough of them already. Hope tomorrow will be a better day for me.
7 comments:
I absolutely Love your writings!! hahaha.
You are so unique! (`O`) Have a Great Day..
mensa - wah, thx for the compliments.
size 3 huh? If the girlfriend(s)ask, yr hubby can always claim they belong to his niece :)
Sometimes, I swear the sharksfins they used for the sharksfin soup at wedding dinners are of plastic! LOL!
eh, vincci shoes very fast rosak wan, right?
The 8th month of the Chinese Lunar Calender...all full of wedding banquets! I heard you have to book high-profile restaurants in Ipoh up to two years before hand if you intend to hold your wedding dinner in the 8th month!
simmie - but that one from nose....
howsy - wedding dinners ala chinapek style. i'll blog more on that topic later, lol
ipoh mali - i dont wear size 3 barbie doll sneakers with rollers, k.... wat niece...., kekeke
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