C*bank teaching me how to make money with my credit card woh.

My handphone rang and i picked it up.

Ct: Allo, is this Ms. Yeap?

Me: (In cantonese) Ngoh hai, meh si leh? (Yes, Yeap speaking)

Ct: Ah, Ms. Yeap. (In mandarin) Woh se Anthony chung c*bank da lai tek. Ni ker yi jiang hua yuih mah, Woh tek guang tung hua jiang tek pu hao. (I'm Anthony calling from c*bank. Can u speak mandarin? My cantonese is lousy)

Me: No, speak engrish then.

Ct: Ok. Ms. Yeap. I'm Anthony calling from c*bank. First of all, c*bank would like to wish u a very Happy Birthday. And in conjunction with ur birthday which falls on the 15th of this month, c*bank is proud to present u with a Birthday Bonanza.

Me: What birthday bonanza? Free gift ah? Send to my house lah.

Ct: Oh, better than that, as a valued cardmember, c*bank is going to "teach" u how to make money using ur credit card. We are giving you a truly deserved personalised financial planning with the Birthday Bonanza.

Me: (Fuwah, this is new man, since when does credit card companies start giving out money??) Wah, so good ah.... personalised financial planning advise. (from legalised alongs)

Ct: All you need to do is charge to ur credit card a minimum amount of Rm165.83/month for 10 years and enjoy 170.13% returns with ur investment. In all ctbank will pay u a lump sum of Rmxxxxx upon maturity.

Me: So, difficult to comprehend lah. Why don't u fax more details over to my office (sounds so much better than house, hoh)?

Ct: And Ms. Yeap, my name is Anthony and do give me a call when u've gone through the details.

And this is what i saw when i reached home...

Maybe can ask 5xmom's atm for advise on this. Moreover, i get to blow out the candles on a FREE Secret Recipe Birthday Meal Voucher, man!! I'm one year younger with c*bank and have so much more to gain by signing up on this one-time offer..... muahahahah

Oops, c*bank forgot to "teach" me where to get the Rm165.83 to pay for the monthly charge to my credit card. :p