Hole-in-one

My sister-in-law asked me if it's a good idea to buy her husband golf balls as a gift. Why buy golf balls? Why not buy golf bags or golf shoes? Or maybe golf apparel like golf tees and golf caps also better than golf balls mah. So stingy, hoh. How much does golf balls cost wor, haimai. But if you are thinking of getting me any golf related items as a gift, it had better come with a golf membership at a premier club, hoh. I'll then hire a toyboy and carry my golf bag and drive me round and round the course. What i do there apart from playing golf is my business, k. Ahhhh.... thinking of hole-in-one leh.....