What's for breakfast today?

Now i'm sitting here and wondering what to eat for breakfast? I wanted soft-boiled eggs but there arent any eggs inside the fridge. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???? HOW CAN THERE BE NO EGGS IN THE FRIDGE???? So, no eggs. I've had Oatmeal just now. So, i dont want another. MIL has gone out to the market. No idea when she'll be back or if she'll be buying breakfast for both Gordon and i or not. Damn.... i'm hungry. I'm going to the kitchen.... BRB