iWant to cut my hair!!!!

I wanna cut my tresses, i wanna cut my tresses, i wanna cut my tresses!!!! Have you all any idea how long it's been since i had a haircut? HAH!!! You wont believe it. It's long before Malcolm was born. And when was that? Malcolm's about to turn 15 months old already. It's now long, curly, thick and falls all the way down my back in a thick black mass. It's horrible, it's heavy, it's boring me to death. Just why i keep long hair, i've got no idea. I hope i can get MIL to keep an eye on both kids when i go cut my hair and hopefully color it wild tomorrow, nyek nyek nyek.