Saturday, May 12, 2007

Happy Birthday LittleMissMay

Ah May,


For your birthday, i was assigned this ultimate task of my life. And that's to wish you a Happy Birthday with the letter "O". But then, hoh.... all my Organic mind can come up with are Orgasms and Orgy Parties................ o.O




I tried to find a RED condom, but dont have any in stock. I've opened every single packet of condom that i can dig out from all my drawers. NO RED CONDOM!!! Hope you like Orange condoms :) They're all over the room now, and i've no idea what to do with them. Shall i blow balloons with them??? So, i wish you an


Orgasmic & Orgyfying Birthday...............

Oooh La La...


Check these out too:

A is by helen
H is by LB
A is by angel
P is by cp1
P is by Pink Cotton
Y is by Wennnn
V is by velverse
E is by eastcoastlife
R is by rinnah
Y is by kyh
B is by ben
I is by Winn
R is by Simple American
T is by _butt
H is by Paris Beaverbanks
D is by Cocka Doodle
A is by Selba
Y is by carcar
T is by kat
O is by Samm
A is by zara's mama
H is by king's wife
M is by mistipurple
A is by Ah Boy
Y is by Chen

Updated at 1.17pm:

This post was supposed to be up since 12am. But i hate to see all my Organic Condoms going to waste. So, i had lots of Orgasmic Oomphs & Ooohs with them all last night and Overslept......... and it's already Noon when i woke up, LOLZ!!!!!!!! So, i dedicate this day to being a non-paidpost day for you!!!!!!!! Go have an ORGY PARTY..........

24 comments:

Jemima said...

LOL... I was going to sing Happy Birthday to May but I can't stop laughing.. hahahahahaha

Btw, have a great weekend!
My 1st visit here, too. :p

Helen said...

It's a shame to see it all go to waste. Are you and hubby going on a marathon to finish off everything? lol

carcar said...

OOOOoooooh.........

*wat a special dedication here*

hehe....hi hi Samm...

♥happy birthday maymay♥

btw, my first comment here i think. been here b4 :P

kyh said...

happy birdday to may too! ah i first thought those were some kind of orange tarts! KKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Simple American said...

OOOOOOOOOOO

That is so funny. Can I borrow one?

mistipurple said...

kakkakaa!! Olympic Orgasmic Marathon Session! this is great Samm!!
Happy Birthday Ahmay!!

angel said...

Ooooooouuuuiiiii....

H A P P Y O R G A S M I C B I R T H D A Y A H M A Y ! ! !

Hellooooo Sammmmmm!

Hey, after using 'em, can donate to cocka... he reuses them wan... kesian him right... kkkkkk!

may said...

* O O O O O *
oooOOooOOOoOOOoOoohhhhhh!!

what an orgasmic birthday wish, LOL!! thank you thank you! got Dildo from Cocka, got Condom from you... set lah, tonite!!

O R G A S M I C T H A N K Y O U M U A H S !

Chen said...

LOLOL
Happy "O" Birthday, Maymay :D

psss..
I think I have the red dom dom :P

L B said...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can see AHMAY in ecstacy all day long and all night long, and all winter long now!!! These look yummy! Not rewashable ones, right! LOL, great JOB!!!

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y A H M A Y - O O O O ! !
D A Y L I G H T C U M & I W A N N A G O H O M E !

Ah Boy said...

Woofy Woof Woof Birthday,
May jiejie :)

Ah Boy catches no ball
wat are those yellow yellow thing?
balloon?

Woof

King's wife said...

Your post and Cocka's go very well together! Fits each other like a glove. LOL!!

Sasha said...

alamak. why open so many. One only and snap picture kenot ah? Enjoy kau kau tonight la. dun waste hahahah

_butt said...

a 'unique' birthday dedication indeed hehe

happy birthday to may!

:D

ka..t said...

♥ H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y A H M A Y ♥

Samm, I didn't know by going organic, one can get so many orgasms in a night!!! LOL Time for hubby to go organic!!!

rinnah said...

Happy Birthday to May!

LOL! A very eye-Opening post!

Wennnn said...

ooooohhhhh ahhhhhh orgasm birthday!!! Ah May hope U enjoy it lor... Yayayayayayaya....

Samm said...

Dear all,

Thanks for taking the itme to drop by my unknown blog and leaving behind some comments. This blog is so dying for some, lol. And kyh, these where got look like orange tarts, kkkkkk.

Next time anyone want Orgasmic Orgy parties, i can be the Organiser, k.

I shall make it a point to drop by your blogs :) It's time i come out of my shell and explore more.

And Ah May, it's your first Bday in Oz, take good care of yourself. We're all here for you. We're all but a scrrenshot away, k. Always here.

Samm

Cocka Doodle said...

How come your condoms look so crumbled wan? Expired jor is it?

cutiepie said...

happy Orgasmic birthday MaY MaY!!!

Zara's Mama said...

Orange flavour one huh?

eastcoastlife said...

hehehe... Samm.
I thought only men give condoms to their gals on their bird days!

Happy Birthday to May!

Samm said...

COCKA - YA LAH, I REMEMBER LAH. U WANT ME TO GIVE THEM ALL TO YOU FOR RECYCLING MAH, TIUU

CUTIEPIE - LOLZ, THX FOR DROPPING BY

ZMM - YA LOH, THE WHOLE ROOM HAS A FUNNY SMELL NOW, ALL MIXED UP LIKE A FRUIT BASKET, YETTTZZZ

EASTCOASTLIFE - AIYA, ALL MEN LIKE TO GIVE THEIR BIRD TO THE GIRLS MORE LIKELY LAH, LOLZ

vel said...

Ooops you did it again.

Hahaha.. really oooooo~ la la wor.

You give maymay orange condoms... hemmm later maymay eat them like how they eat orange. :D

Anyway.. nice to meet you ar :D

Happy birthday maymay~