Tell me if this is going to explode.... NMFL!!!

I hate it when people walk into the kitchen when i happen to be really hungry and tell me stupid things like "Dont put the wok there. It'll explode". Niamah.... gimme a break. I wasnt born yesterday.... wokay!! And it's not everyday that i make myself a nice bowl of noodles also. Since when do i use a wok?? Some people never use their blardy brains before they open their cb mouth. Want to cook and eat in peace also cannot. Make me tulan only, knn....