Sunday, December 03, 2006

What's inside that bag ah???

I just finished clearing out old stuff from the guest room wardrobe. I found an old forgotten bag at the bottom of one big box. Wahlau, inside all my Christian Diors leh. Eh, i thought i gave all my power suits away already. How come got one more bagful???

Me got damn curious and took them out piece by piece. Niasing, how come so small wannnn? 22 inches waistline???? 32 inches bum???? Skirt so damn mini sommore. WTF!!!! Cant even pull it up now..... awwww.... what a waste, lol. Cant imagine i've expanded so much. Diuuuu.... wonder what my weight was..... sei mou. Now already so skinny. Last time????

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

alamak! your bum use to be so small ah?

L B said...

Yalah, your bum already so tiny now, last time must have been non-existent?!!!

Anonymous said...

you sure those weren't from your school days ka?! so skinny!! when the wind blows, gone with the wind liao!

Samm said...

cocka - ya man, that one call bum meh???

lb - ya lor, if only i can still fit in my old suits. but dont want also lah, damn hot. chisin wan, dunno y those mega$$ designer brands all have 2 - 3 layers of fabrics on 1 single jacket. how i can tahan last time, i dun know. ask me to wear another suit now, uh uh.... unless absolutely necessary. gimme simple blue jeans and white shirt.... i like. that's y last time, i knit many of those lubang-lubang tops to wear inside my suits. wah, once i open my suit button, all the humsup mens' eyes sure pop wannn, damn syiok. cepat-ceapt sign agreement, hahaha

may - dats y i live in ipoh now. no typhoon mah. u b careful oh, OZ there got big-big wind one oh.