No Magnum No Talk
It's been busy since hubby got back from KL. Usual lah, lots of stuff to unpack liddat. To me, having him around is kinda stressful. Like, in the mornings, he gets up and hogs the toilet, puffs his ciggies in there, eeewwwwwwwww. We've been arguing over this forever. It's either i wait like 15 minutes for the smoke to dissipates, or choose to pinch my nose and swing the door to hasten the process before i can go in. I dont like to pee squatting down in the bathroom.
He just cannot understand that my movement is getting kinda slow and i tend to take my time in the morning getting ready. Same reason why i cannot understand why he can smoke inside the toilet for 30 minutes on end and takes another 15 minutes to bathe. I have to attend to Gordon's needs like change his nappy, make him toast and milk, blah, blah, blah. And i still have to brush my teeth, wash my face, wear my contacts, comb my unruly hair, neaten my eyebrows, put on some sunscreen and lipgloss, and find some clothes that "still" fits, before i can leave the house.
I have to spell out the fact now that i need 30 minutes notice should he want to go anywhere with me, or he can very well leave home without me. Like yesterday afternoon, after we got back from brunch, he had to go to a customer's house. I was at the computer table whilst he got himself ready to go out. At the very last minute, he wanted me to go along with him to help him out. Gordon chose that time to poo and i decided to take a quick shower together with him as i wanted to look presentable also mah. Not the typical messy silai.
There he was, grumbling away saying his customers are complaining that he's late and i'm taking far too long just to go out, wtf. He's all dressed up and ready to go when he asked me to go along. I was still feeling hot and flustered since back from brunch as it was a terribly hot afternoon. Stupid me, on the other hand wanted to help him out as there'll be 10 people waiting for him at the customer's house, got flakked instead on the way there, diuuu.
These are some of the things that makes me feels that he can very well move his blardy ass back to KL for good. And just when i really wanted to destress with a Magnum from the fridge, it's gone. He ate it last night, knn.
He just cannot understand that my movement is getting kinda slow and i tend to take my time in the morning getting ready. Same reason why i cannot understand why he can smoke inside the toilet for 30 minutes on end and takes another 15 minutes to bathe. I have to attend to Gordon's needs like change his nappy, make him toast and milk, blah, blah, blah. And i still have to brush my teeth, wash my face, wear my contacts, comb my unruly hair, neaten my eyebrows, put on some sunscreen and lipgloss, and find some clothes that "still" fits, before i can leave the house.
I have to spell out the fact now that i need 30 minutes notice should he want to go anywhere with me, or he can very well leave home without me. Like yesterday afternoon, after we got back from brunch, he had to go to a customer's house. I was at the computer table whilst he got himself ready to go out. At the very last minute, he wanted me to go along with him to help him out. Gordon chose that time to poo and i decided to take a quick shower together with him as i wanted to look presentable also mah. Not the typical messy silai.
There he was, grumbling away saying his customers are complaining that he's late and i'm taking far too long just to go out, wtf. He's all dressed up and ready to go when he asked me to go along. I was still feeling hot and flustered since back from brunch as it was a terribly hot afternoon. Stupid me, on the other hand wanted to help him out as there'll be 10 people waiting for him at the customer's house, got flakked instead on the way there, diuuu.
These are some of the things that makes me feels that he can very well move his blardy ass back to KL for good. And just when i really wanted to destress with a Magnum from the fridge, it's gone. He ate it last night, knn.
7 comments:
Got freshly made Tiramisu in my fridge, if you feel like having something to die for... Come, come, still got 3/4s left.. Fai tit!.. :-)
hmmm...i understand. I always have magnums in my fridge too. In fact, might go get one now. And it better be there!!!
**Cocka cleaning the barrel of Magnum 45, loading the clips, cocked it and passed it to Samm**
Oh wait a minute! are we talking bout the same magnum here ah? *blur blur*
lb - why ahhh.... some ppl wan to rub it in sommore wannnnnn
king's wife - u lucky lerr, still get to eat ur magnum. mine bohliao...
shaz - thx for dropping by. glad u found my blog interesting. do drop by for a laugh whenever u log online..
cocka doodle - i BANG you.......
Totally agree with you... the men have it easy (no?)... my hubs is the same, people wait for him can, he wait for people kenot... knn...
sue - yalor, that's why they need training so badly, hehe
Men are like that.. I normally have to wait for mine to get ready, and I always tell him I cannot understand why I can take less time to get 2 people ready, and pack Zara's things, and he needs longer time..
Your hubby smokes in the toilet.. you such a health freak can tahan ah?? Luckily mine doesn't smoke.. in fact he was the one who made me quit for good (by putting 1/2 a dozen in his mouth and light them up when I light one up).
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