Has Gordon been reading my blog?
I'm beginning to wonder. I think most of you by now knows that i dont really like my 4 IBSs. Can children really sense the resentment we as adults harbour for the things or people that we dislike?
IBS#2 was over to have her guts cleansed just now. Hubby was there to assist and answer all her questions then. He had an appointment and left soon after dinner. I quickly gave Gordon his rice and had mine inside my room. I cooked noodle with soup.
She came into my room after her session and as usual started talking non-stop. The topic was focused on shit. Why her shit like this... how much shit comes out in a session... how often do i shit.... FARK!!! All shitty questions. And all whilst i was eating. Gimme a break.
Look, i can talk shit anytime of the day, even during meals. Shit's part of my business. Just think of me as your personal Indah Water. But today, i just want to eat in peace. So, i told her very flatly that i'm not being rude, but i'd like to eat and WILL NOT be answering any questions nor making small talk, shit or no shit. No matter what, she's still a customer. But somehow, we still have to draw a line somewhere.
She, on the other hand, retaliated by saying that she'll do that to me the next time i want to talk to her. Just like her.... cannot lose one, must always have the last word. As usual , i ignored her and continued eating. Though Gordon havent really started talking yet, that doesnt mean he doesnt know what's happening around him. IBS didnt leave. She went and disturb Gordon who was watching a new DVD. Therefore, he's very engrossed.
I guess Gordon inherited my "Dont play-play" traits. He, took one look at IBS#2, climbed down the bed, held her by her hand gently, and led her out of the room. I couldnt help choking on my noodle, hahahahaha. So, i pretended to reprimand Gordon by saying, "Gordon... why are you pushing Ku-Jeh out of the room? She only wants to play with you mah..."
Ahhhh, Karma.....
IBS#2 was over to have her guts cleansed just now. Hubby was there to assist and answer all her questions then. He had an appointment and left soon after dinner. I quickly gave Gordon his rice and had mine inside my room. I cooked noodle with soup.
She came into my room after her session and as usual started talking non-stop. The topic was focused on shit. Why her shit like this... how much shit comes out in a session... how often do i shit.... FARK!!! All shitty questions. And all whilst i was eating. Gimme a break.
Look, i can talk shit anytime of the day, even during meals. Shit's part of my business. Just think of me as your personal Indah Water. But today, i just want to eat in peace. So, i told her very flatly that i'm not being rude, but i'd like to eat and WILL NOT be answering any questions nor making small talk, shit or no shit. No matter what, she's still a customer. But somehow, we still have to draw a line somewhere.
She, on the other hand, retaliated by saying that she'll do that to me the next time i want to talk to her. Just like her.... cannot lose one, must always have the last word. As usual , i ignored her and continued eating. Though Gordon havent really started talking yet, that doesnt mean he doesnt know what's happening around him. IBS didnt leave. She went and disturb Gordon who was watching a new DVD. Therefore, he's very engrossed.
I guess Gordon inherited my "Dont play-play" traits. He, took one look at IBS#2, climbed down the bed, held her by her hand gently, and led her out of the room. I couldnt help choking on my noodle, hahahahaha. So, i pretended to reprimand Gordon by saying, "Gordon... why are you pushing Ku-Jeh out of the room? She only wants to play with you mah..."
Ahhhh, Karma.....
11 comments:
Like mama, like son, eh?
What is he going to get you this coming Sunday?
hi samm, i read your blog all the time. tell me about shitty in laws, i have them too!!! damn!
LOL.... now ur SILs are officially shitting in ur place liao!! HAHAHAHAHA
I know some ppl are just plain inconsiderate. Talk shit when some else is eating?? *roll eyes*
The next time when she is eating, start telling her about the shit...
oh how I love your son ....
clap clap ... that was really appropriate for him to do that!
Wah some people really don't think with their brains before talking. Must be a damper to have yr in- laws dropping by so often.
Haha, Gordon clever boy.
Sounds like u have a big family of SILs. How old are they btw?
LOL...clever boy, he is learning fast ya?
Hahahaha!!! this is a good one!
....and happy mother's day to you, Samm!
Howsy - looks like we're getting him something instead.
mylittlechampion - thx for dropping by my blog. how many IBSs have you got?
helen - i think i can do better. i'll just printout some pics of various types of shit and show it to her during mealtime.
greenapple - tenkiu, greenapple jj - Gordon
g - cant help it lah, i stay with her parents mah..........
daddynick - erm..... 42, 39, 35 & 34. y u want to know?????
king's wife - i swear. i din teach him that, lol
cocka - thx!!
Clever woh.. Gordon..
Like the saying quiet dogs bite!
Chilli padi Gordon.
wow, from your description, i thought your IBS SILs are in their pre-teens. Didn't know they are much older than u :-D
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