This humsup fler doesnt know how to stop a nose-bleed worrr...

We were out having dinner when one of hubby's customers called him up. Lets just call him Fish. He sounded so frantic that i can even hear him over the din. Hubby asked him to come over and join us for dinner since we all know each other. Naturally Fish protested arguing that they will be discussing some "manly" topic. Hubby reassured him that i wont be staying around for long.

As soon as hubby put the phone down, i made a wild guess whether his urgency is related to his kkc or not. Because knowing this fler, nothing can be more devastating than kkc problems. Secretly, i know he thinks that he's the ultimate silai sart sau; the most attractive man on earth with women swarming all over him as soon as he sets foot anywhere, pptthhuueeeyy.

Anyway, Fish arrived soon after. We were nearly done eating already and i was feeding Gordon the last few spoonfuls of his rice and soup. I thought he'd wait till i send Gordon home to start the topic, but then, he beh tahan already. Words blurted out of his mouth as soon as his ass hit the chair.

Fish: Eh, so how? Do you think it's serious ah?

Hubby: When did that happen? During the flight to Bangkok?

Fish: No, it was when we've checked into the hotel.

Hubby: Who's with you on this trip? Your wife?

Fish: No, i brought Alina, the one i met at the pub the other day... Knn, that CB did not tell me she's having her period, WTF!!

Hubby: Hahaha, looks like you've been conned this time. So, what actually happened?

Fish: Well, you know the supplement which i told you about? I took some when we arrived at the hotel room and i got a hardon about half an hour later. But then, you know lah, i dont get to "let-go", so i've been walking around with it for the whole of next day, DNM.

Hubby: I told you not to take it already what, when you asked me earlier on. It's not even approved by our Gahmen yet. Moreover, i'm sure they've added something extra into it to give you that extra ooomph.

Fish: But then, Ah Fatt took some and told me it was good mah. Can go at it all night long woh. So, i thought...

Hubby: Serves you right. You cannot get it up meh? See what happens now. Did you go see a doctor about it or not?

Fish: How to see doctor? It happened during the flight home, where got doctor on the plane. Farking hell, my nose was bleeding non-stop. I had it last night also, but then it was mild and i thought it was nothing much to get alarmed over. Thought it was due to the heat or something like that.

Hubby: Cant those air-stewardesses do anything about it? I'm sure they're trained to handle minor situations like this.

Fish, MF, you dont know. Blood was practically flowing down the front of my shirt. Alina 's face was white with fear already. The napkins that the stewardesses brought were all soaking wet and still the bleeding wont stop. Ice-packs also wont help. Nearby passengers were staring at me also..

Hubby: Hardon still there?

Fish: Yes, wont seem to subside, it's terrible..... Waaah, dont know what the hell those supplements contain. Damn "geng" one.

(At this point, i'm done with Gordon already and damn sian of listening to him ranting about his kkc, persistent hardon and nose-bleeding issues already. So, i got up and handed him some of this emergency supply before i left.. )

Me: WTF lah you, nose-bleeding only mah. What's the big deal. Your girl-friend having her period what, dont have these meh? Now, go stuff some up your nose when they bleed next time.

Tampons of various sizes to suit all noses

Dont we just hate these kind of men. Especially those who womanise all the time even though they have a pretty wife sitting at home and four beautiful children too. So what if the wife's had a hysterectomy a few years back. That doesnt justify the womanising AT ALL. She's the woman who stood by him all the time and gave him 4 kids.

This fler, will screw everything that passes by underneath his nose, be it for the advancement of his business or for sheer lust. Both hubby and i hear him brag about his sexual prowesses all the time. I wonder why he never contract any diseases that'll make his kkc shrivel up and drop off.

So, here's a lesson to be learnt too. Men, remember this the next time you think of buying something to enhance your sexual performance by 10 fold or more. Most of them are more than likely to have unapproved and undeclared drugs and chemical substances added in to give you that effect. The side-effects associated with these so-called virility enhancers are just not worth risking your health for.