Trip of the year - KL 20 May 2005

This is too funny to give it a miss. I really have to blog this down before i forget.

I found hubby grinning from ear to ear periodically the entire morning since we woke up. I asked him why and he said nothing. And whilst we were having lunch at The Chicken Rice Shop in Carrefour, Jln Peel, he grinned again. I gave him the "we're not leaving this place until you tell me what happened" look. Still grinning, he told me the incident that unfolded that morning.

It went like this:

It's another one of those weekend business trip. But this time, a friend insisted that we stayed over at his sis' apartment in Jln Ipoh since that's where he lives now and his sis is overseas.

We did what we had to do upon arrival and met up with our friend sometime after 9pm. We went to the apartment since it's getting late and Gordon's getting cranky as he needed a bath badly. We met his sis' housemate, C (a spinster), when we arrived. We were to put the night up in his sis' room.

I gave Gordon a bath and after his milk, both of us went straight to bed. Hubby went out for a drink with his friend. He was already quite stoned when he came back and went to sleep almost as soon as he set foot into the bedroom.

Hubby got up very early. Before Gordon and i got out of bed. Groggily, he went out of the room and came back shortly after. I thought he went out to grab a ciggie, but heck, NO!!! Still zonked out of his head, he went and took a pee inside the lady's room. YESS!!! HE PEED ALL OVER HER BOOKCASE IN HIS UNDERPANTS!! His only thought was that the bathroom's urinal looked somewhat weird halfway through peeing and the lady did not stop him at all. I think she must have been too stunned by what she was seeing. Only when he sobered up later did he realise what he had done. We have an en-suite bathroom by the way.

He told his friend what happened and his first response was, "What?? Then?? You screwed her?"

Now, who on earth sleep with their bedroom door unlocked? Especially when there are guests over? And with male guest too. Hubby did not get the chance to apologise to her as she had gone off to work already. Gawd!! I never want to go there again.

See what a few beers can do you? Muahahahaha. No wonder he was grinning from ear to ear the entire morning. He was too stupefied by what he had done. It doesn't make sense to him anymore as this had never happened to him before in all his drinking years. Well, he still grins whenever he thinks of this incident. And i swear he'd kill me should he ever find out that i blogged all of this down.